Tonight was pretty rad. The evening started out very cool..Alex and I did some lines and went downtown to The City Tavern cafe to meet up with some friends. I decided to go ahead an dye my hair green because they were having an early St. Patty’s party down there, so I showed up with some green hair. Some guy there was really fucked up, and thought it was a good idea to start some shit. I let it slide.
I danced with these really hot chinese girls that went to HCC, and got some numbers which was cool I guess. (Honey don’t worry, it isn’t anything like that). Alex got one girls number, but I am pretty sure she was a dude because when this rival group of girls came in there was this big fight and then halfway through, all the girls started making out, but not really making out, and the one that was the dude had a penis, so I am pretty sure she was a guy. I was all like “It’s a man, duh!” and Alex was like “Fuck!”
After that we went back to the car in the parking garage, and were jumped by like a million little of those Gremlin guys from the movie Gremlins. Shit was so cash.
So we totally took some of the little furry motherfuckers home and put them on Ebay. I hope we make a ton of money, because we are out of blow and I think Alex married that chinese dude/girl and he has to pay a dowry now or some shit.
Point is, I am typing this from between 4 naked chinese girls, and I am covered in alcohol and coke dust, and I have my gun right here, and this shit is so rad brah, I wouldn’t want to live any other life.
Fuck yah America.
-Adam
